- Do you know what doctors call teenage motorcyclists?
- Organ donors
– Patrick Murray
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it. I just did it as a warning to other organs in my body to shape up or they are out of there.
– Charlie Viracola
The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is haemorrhage.
– William Steward Halsted