There are three ways in which a man can wear his hair:
Parted, unparted, departed.
If a man is bald in front he is a thinker.
If he’s bald in back, he’s a lover.
If he’s bald in front and back, he thinks he’s a lover.
The reason people have eyebrows is so that bald people can remember what colour their hair was.
- James Cameron
At a certain time of life, a man’s hair begins to grow inward.
If it strikes grey matter, it turns grey.
If it doesn’t strike anything, it disappears.