In the old days it was called voodoo and you used to stick needles into a doll. Now it’s called acupuncture and you stick them straight into the person.
– Cathy Hopkins
The secret of good health, said an ayurveda expert, is to eat plenty of garlic. How do you keep that a secret?
My son has taken up meditation – at least it’s better that sitting and doing nothing.
– Max Kauffmann