I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was paranoid schizophrenic – well, he didn’t actually say it; but I know what he was thinking.
– Lily Savage
The difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital is that the patients eventually get better and go home.
– Alex Tan
I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be.